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Dark Ages Camry (CL stupidity and failery)
« on: May 04, 2010, 03:42:29 pm »
Lets post all the funny CL car ads here.... Ill start with the dark ages camry :rolleyes:


1196 TOYOTA Camry - $2100 (Johnson Creek)
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/1723000427.html
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Re: Dark Ages Camry (funny CL errors)
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2010, 03:58:12 pm »
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78 Celica ST coupe "Sleepra"

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Re: Dark Ages Camry (funny CL errors)
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2010, 05:13:49 pm »
85 Celica GT-S LB "Blue"

78 Celica ST coupe "Sleepra"

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91 Lexus ES 250

88 Celica All-Trac

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Re: Dark Ages Camry (funny CL errors)
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2010, 01:26:37 am »
think he has enough keywords?


http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cto/1724739367.html

FOR SALE IS AN ORIGIAL 1988 TOYOTA SUPRA. NON TURBO AUTOMATIC. 111K ORIGANAL MILES. VERY CLEAN, NICE PAINT, LOTS NEW PARTS, THIS CAR IS ALL STOCK AND HAS NEVER BEEN RACED. HAS BEEN MY DADS CAR FROM 1994 TIL 2010 WHEN HE PASSED WE PULLED IT OUT OF THE GARAGE AFTER 13 YEARS, AND AM TESTING THE WATERS. KBB IS 2,200 AND THIS IS IN GREAT SHAPE AND RECORDS ON $1,100 RECENT TUNE UP ECT.. PLEASE NO LOW BALLERS OR TIRE KICKERS. ASKING 2,800 WITH RIMS AND TIRES OR 2,600 WITH STOCK WHEELS. CLEAN WA TITLE IN HAND. CHARLIE
might trade for a car hauler/ flat bed p/u v8



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s2k s2000 supra turbo ka24de Honda.5spd.Accord.civic.jetta.golf.wago n.coupe.sedan.truck.4x4.240sx.supra.gti .mustang.gt
drift ae86 ae92 mr2 4age silvertop honda acura b16 b18 civic supra cressida 3sge 4agzekey words: Key Words: honda acura integra ls rs gs gsr type r civic dx cx ex hx lx si crx hf del sol oem jdm da da9 da6 db dc dc2 ef ef8 ef9 eg eg6 motor swap vtec turbo rota rims , eg6, ek, civic, accord, mini me, race, blitz, sparco, tein, 5.0, dohc, 4.6, 3.8. 5.7, evo, 2.0, 2.2, , subuaru, coilover, skunk2 ,accord,prelude,type r honda, civic, eg, jdm,usdm, type r, coupe , hatch, integra, gsr, swap, NOS, n si accord jdm type r body kit rsx s2000 toyota evo8 gst sr20det c5 racing hart adr volk racing rota slipstream slaw blade fat five grid a 423458 dvan b18 b16 b18c5 vortex vortech jackson racing greddy perrin helix cusco carboy samo injen gd8 gdb ej20 k24 h22a k20 ej20 s2k magnaflow blitz hks hid catz viwingwest ae86 240sx ka24de ka24e kaaz spoon,JDM,EK9,da6,eg,civic,HB,honda, acura,turbo, integra type-R Acura Integra LS GS gsr GS-R Honda civicprelude, honda, prelude, vtec, h22, b16, b18, skunk2, greddy, turbo, civic, hatch, integra, gsr, type r, 240sx, nissan, s13, s14, jdm, drift, trueno, ae86, toyota, hachiroku, honda, ek, eg, ef, dc, skunk2, sr20det, rb20det, 4age, 20v, ka24e, ka24de, turbo, nos, rb26det, b18, d16, single, dual, dohc, supra, fwd, s2000, all motor,honda acura integra ls rs gs gsr type r civic dx cx ex hx lx si crx hf del sol oem jdm da da9 da6 db dc dc2 ef ef8 ef9 eg eg6 motor swap vtec turbo rota rims , eg6, ek, civic, accord, mini me, race, blitz, sparco, tein, coilover, skunk2, 300zx,toyota, mitsubishi,accord,prelude,type r honda, civic, eg, jdm,usdm, type r, coupe , hatch, integra, gsr, swap Chevy, Truck, C10 1967 NOS, nitrous, gts jdm wheels, jdm, enkei, bbs, mesh, drift, donuts, donut, steelies, blackies, touge, toyota, ae86, trueno, levin, 4age, 4agze civic si accord jdm type r body kit rsx s2000 toyota evo8 gst sr20det c5 racing hart adr volk racing rota slipstream slaw blade fat five grid a 423458 dvan b18 b16 b18c5 vortex vortech jackson racing greddy perrin helix cusco carboy samo injen gd8 gdb ej20 k24 h22a k20 ej20 s2k magnaflow blitz hks hid catz viwingwest ae86 240sx ka24de ka24e kaaz toyota nissan tokyo imports outports off-road quad 4X4 Keyswords: honda acura integra ls rs gs gsr type r civic dx cx ex hx lx si crx hf del sol oem jdm da da9 da6 db dc dc2 ef ef8 ef9 eg eg6 motor swap vtec turbo rota rims , eg6, ek, civic, accord, mini me, race, blitz, sparco, tein, 5.0, dohc, 4.6, 3.8. 5.7, evo, 2.0, 2.2, , subuaru, coilover, skunk2 ,accord,prelude,type r honda, civic, eg, jdm,usdm, type r, coupe , hatch, integra, gsr, swap, NOS, nitrous, gts jdm wheels, jdm, enkei, bbs, mesh, drift, donuts, donut, steelies, blackies, touge, toyota, ae86, trueno, levin, 4age, 4agze civic si accord jdm type r body kit rsx s2000 toyota evo8 gst sr20det c5 racing hart adr volk racing rota slipstream slaw blade fat five grid a 423458 dvan b18 b16 b18c5 vortex vortech jackson racing greddy perrin helix cusco carboy samo injen gd8 gdb ej20 k24 h22a k20 ej20 s2k magnaflow blitz hks hid catz viwingwest ae86 240sx ka24de ka24e kaaz spoon,JDM,EK9, da6,eg,civic,HB,honda,acura,turbo, integra type-R Acura Integra LS GS gsr GS-R Honda civicprelude, honda, prelude, vtec, h22, b16, b18, skunk2, greddy, turbo, civic, hatch, integra, gsr, type r, 240sx, nissan, s13, s14, jdm, drift, trueno, ae86, toyota, hachiroku, honda, ek, eg, ef, dc, skunk2, sr20det, rb20det, 4age, 20v, ka24e, ka24de, turbo, nos, rb26det, b18, d16, single, dual, dohc, supra, fwd, s2000, all motor, honda acura integra ls rs gs gsr type r civic dx cx ex hx lx si crx hf del sol oem jdm da da9 da6 db dc dc2 ef ef8 ef9 eg eg6 motor swap vtec turbo rota rims


and after all that he forgot "tint" :rolleyes:
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Re: Dark Ages Camry (funny CL errors)
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2010, 02:20:12 am »
"This posting has been flagged for removal"

Good!
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Re: Dark Ages Camry (funny CL errors)
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2010, 03:45:08 am »
Wes- you actually read all of that??? You must have been bored.
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Re: Dark Ages Camry (funny CL errors)
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2010, 04:22:28 am »
Bob's gonna have a ball picking out all of the spelling mistakes in this one. :lol:

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Re: Dark Ages Camry (funny CL errors)
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2010, 06:08:51 am »

think he has enough keywords?

How long did it take him just to type in all of those? :rofl:


Bob's gonna have a ball picking out all of the spelling mistakes in this one. :lol:

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Re: Dark Ages Camry (funny CL errors)
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2010, 06:18:44 am »
That was a funny CL ad.

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Re: Dark Ages Camry (funny CL errors)
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2010, 01:10:43 pm »
How long did it take him just to type in all of those? :rofl:

My guess (as pointed out by Anna) is that he probably cut and pasted from several other similar ads, because there are several keywords that are repeated....
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78 Celica ST coupe "Sleepra"

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Re: Dark Ages Camry (funny CL errors)
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2010, 01:14:15 pm »
"This posting has been flagged for removal"

Good!
I wonder how many flags it takes..... because I sure flagged this one :thumbs:
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Re: Dark Ages Camry (CL stupidity)
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2010, 01:50:38 pm »
How long did it take him just to type in all of those? :rofl:

I bet he copied and pasted.

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Re: Dark Ages Camry (CL stupidity)
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2010, 02:16:24 pm »

Coop, glad to see that you are so on the ball and are paying attention!

My guess (as pointed out by Anna) is that he probably cut and pasted from several other similar ads, because there are several keywords that are repeated....
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Re: Dark Ages Camry (CL stupidity)
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2010, 02:24:52 pm »
like no bull shit... :rofl:
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Re: Dark Ages Camry (CL stupidity and failery)
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2010, 06:15:33 pm »
http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/1693106187.html

1985 Celica GTS Cobvertiblr - $3000 (orlando)

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Date: 2010-04-15, 8:08AM EDT
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in great condition brand new top and tires ice cold air dark tinted windows body straight and no rust
its a must see


Location: orlando

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