Author Topic: Cops! (Read 2491 times)

Bridge · « **on:** Sep 12, 2003, 06:48:32 am »

Get this! I freakin go out tonight to grab some late night fast food right? On the first car i see is a cop... then the 3rd car i see is a cop then i pick up my double cheese burger and on my way home a car behind me got RIGHT ON MY ASS then backed off and i couldnt tell if it was a cop or not because it was too dark... so i just went the speed limit and sure enough, i get to a intersection and the asshole decides to make an illegal U turn right in the middle of the intersection and goes back up the road we just came down.

I hate it when cops try to get sneaky like that... he was either cheaking my more than up-to-date tabs or he was trying to get me to break the speed limit. Either way thats still dick.

Anyone else have any annoying cop stories...

BTW i also got pulled over in my 1974 VW beetle with 2 of my friends in it going "40" in a 25 with two other cars in front of me... annoying as hell... oh well, at least i got out of that ticket.

PooRLiLGT · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 12, 2003, 07:20:16 am »

Lol, that sucks man.

Nothing bad with the popo, unless you want to count a "meter maid" in a parking lot that drove a police pick-up truck lol.

I took my older cousin and sister to Hollywood Video. Im driving around the parking lot looking for a space, and this guy almost hits me and going the wrong way at that. My windows were rolled up, but im sure he saw me say "what the $%$@!"
I look at his door, and it had the Police seal on it. :o

So he parks his truck...as I walk in the video store, i look out the window and see him driving again. A security guard comes in and says "anyone own a red nissan?" So i look outside and see the ass hole parked behind my car, blocking me in!!! It so happens i had expired tags, BUT i had just bought the car and the tags were in the mail, i had a temp. notice on my window from the Dealership. So it was all legal.

Here's the funny part...

My cousin (same age 18!!!) and my sister come out, the guy asks "Are they with you?" I say "Yeah" He then procedes to my car and took the ticket off and wrote void!!!" So as we drive away, my cousin tells me that she saw him last weekend at the court house, and he tried to hit on her!!! (the guys looks to be 30+) He gave his phone # to her on the back of his bussiness card.

***He works part time as a car salesman!

When I told my pops...he got steamed! He wanted to report the guy, and get him fired

Anyways, sorry for the long post, If I see that guy, im gonna kick his ass (when out of uniform)

Teranfirbt · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 12, 2003, 07:27:49 am »

I hate when cops speed by me doing about 20 over the limit, no lights or anything.... if those motherfuckers are gonna bust us for speeding, they should have the decency to not speed themselves >_<

Bridge · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 12, 2003, 07:29:50 am »

LOL. I got my buddy out of a $483 ticket for doing a burnout in his MKIII Supra behind a high school right in front of a cop.

My friend dropped me off at my Celica and I told him to do a burn out when he left so he did one for about 3 week and spun them into 2nd then slowned down to speed limit and drove away, next thing i know i cop flies by me with its lights on and follows my buddy. Once my friend got his ticket and decided to go to court for it and asked me to be a whitness so i did. When i was called up they asked me really easy questions that made it sound like he didnt do anything wrong. That and the streets were really wet... and my friend also had just gotten his Supra about a week before and it was his first manual car

Kinda cool story... better than paying $483 for doing a burnout right in front of a cop.

PooRLiLGT · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 12, 2003, 07:33:26 am »

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and my friend also had just gotten his Supra about a week before and it was his first manual car

Kinda cool story... better than paying $483 for doing a burnout right in front of a cop.

Yeah, I always tell myself, If I ever get pulled over for doing a burnout, to just tell the cop I'm still new to the manual tranny

Bridge · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 12, 2003, 07:35:31 am »

It works good too! tell the cop that because it basically got my buddy out of a $483 dollar ticket in front of the judge!

81CelicaGT · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 12, 2003, 05:00:22 pm »

I'm right with you guys... I get so pissed at the cops. I live in this little city without much that happens... But there are 4 cities packed right next to each other over here so everywhere you go you've got ten different kinds of cops.

Anyway... The last time I got pulled over I was going 33 in a 25 and this guy comes up to hump my bumper and is molesting me all the way up this hill. Comes to a stop, and I stop- right when I let the clutch out to start going the dick throws his lights on(I couldn't tell it was a cop cause it was dark). It scared the crap outta me though... Anyway I got out of it cause he was just doing it to make me piss myself, not because of anything I did or said. But it happens all the time, the ride you all over as if you will go any faster with a cop right behind you. The other thing that pisses me off is that they think they are freaking god. My sister's friend is a cop and he says when he puts on his uniform he feels invincible. He's a funny guy, but a cop nonetheless. :D

I'm a third-level ninjitsu master and I'll tell you what- one of my students went to a police training center where he did unarmed combat with a bunch of cops(not trainees, real cops). He wasn't allowed to use even a 10th of what he knows and he still didn't do that bad. lol, my teacher when there too and trashed them up without much effort. But that's ok... all the know is grappling. Don't get on the ground with them if you don't know what you are doing. lol...

Sorry, it just pisses me off that they think they are so wonderful. They're freaking touchy though, too. Can't do anything without them freaking out. Jeebus

Anyway, just venting... Good post, Bridge!

Teranfirbt · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 12, 2003, 05:54:45 pm »

Hmmmm, i have a system with tailgaters..... its called the speed limit. if they talegate me, they get to drive as far as they are going at the speed limit.. ive done it to cops, ive done it to a lot of people.. ive had people pass me doing ~75 with the finger flying out the window cuz they just followed me for 20 miles doing the speed limit :D

wadadlianu · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 12, 2003, 05:58:38 pm »

Oh you are driving fast, I think 5 below keeps them in their place. Those that love to blow the horn at the light also get alittle lesson in patience

That is for those that blow their horn because you didnt go through the red, or as soon as the light turns green they are blowing their horns and cursing you

Teranfirbt · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 12, 2003, 06:05:32 pm »

Ive had a chick in a huge ass ford pickup go offroad to turn right on the red when i didnt go, and she almost got hit... dumb whore... and i go the speed limit because i do like getting where i want to go lol... andi usually only drive 5 over unless im on the freeway..

Edit: i was driving with my buddy in his 84 GT, and of course anyone knows who drives a celica that the 22-RE has a lot of engine braking, so when the limit changes he doesnt brake, he just shifts down... well he got pulled over for doing 53 in a 45 because the cop didnt see he was slowing down... damn cops.

wadadlianu · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 12, 2003, 06:09:13 pm »

Same here, I drive 5 above except in school zones, on the free ways I do more, but we get all kinds down here in FL, so I have also had to do 15 in a 55 and got tail gated while doing 90 in a 60

Teranfirbt · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 12, 2003, 06:10:48 pm »

Wow, that sucks.... I usually do 10 over one the FWY, but oregons limit is only 65 on the FWY, not 70 like most of the rest of the country... but there are parts where ill air it out and get to about 105 before slowing back down..

wadadlianu · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 12, 2003, 06:16:16 pm »

When I was living in the Caribbean, once 11pm came there was a black AA63 that would leave the city and make it to Coolidge doing atleast 110, of course that could never be me

Remember one time, the Celica was doing 115 and the MR2 infront of me was just moving like if it had on after burners

Bridge · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 12, 2003, 06:22:13 pm »

this one time i was drive down my street and this gay little old integra backs out of their drive way right in front of me making me come to a complete stop. So i honked my horn thinking she didnt see me... then they started to drive about 10 MPH so i got on their ass and all of the sudden some other &$#*% hangs half her body out of the passenger side of the car and starts yelling some annoying slut talk at me then gives me the finger. WTF did i do? they pulled out in front me of causing me stop for them when i shouldnt, then they go 15 under the speed limit and get mad at me....

But get this! This is where it gets really weird. Me and my older brother were driving home from camping and i was tell him that same story and i showed him the house they lived in... and right then, Those SAME bitches pulled out in front of my brothers car. Only this time they were in a 94 gold accord. they just pulled out in front of him, caused him to stop. he honked and they drove away in the opisit lane and gave him the finger. Those are some retarded honda fag whores!

Teranfirbt · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 12, 2003, 06:27:04 pm »

I hate people who look straight ahead and dont pay attention, like in parking lots, every now and then ill get chicks (some hot ones too) and will just randomly pull out in front of me like they own the parking lot... i also hate people who think they are the king of the road and nothing they do is wrong, everything is right, even if they are cutting off people, running red lights, etc.. ive even seen people blast through the stop sign at a construction zone, luckily to get pulled over and get an at least $344 ticket, and no way to weasel out cuz it was a construction zone with about 10 worker standing around watching him do it lol....i laughed my ass off at that.