Author Topic: Tomyc48's Official Rule's To Live By... (Read 13748 times)

tomyc48 · « **on:** Jan 16, 2007, 08:54:48 pm »

ok here they are tomy's rules to live by. (may add rules from time to time so check back once in a while...

1) don't shit where you eat.

2) don't mess w/ people you dont; know.

3) don't bite the hand that feeds you.

4) don't leave your GF alone w/ Matt bcz he'll nail her if he can. (modified 3/19/12)

Bow Chica Bow Bow[/font]
ok so i made that last one up, but it still counts.

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Nukes25:
pre-4 - Before it goes to Matt or kenny, its gotta come to ?? for quality inspection first

5) never asume responsibilty, unless you know it's definately your's!!!

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Matt:
If there's more than one girl in my house, then they're all getting railed

7) wrap it or risk loosing it !!!!!

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Matt:
"if he's out of the zip code, then it never happened". That would certainly apply to another country as well.

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shonuff:
if there's a posibility that you'll be appling rule #4 outside make sure you bring the bug spray!!!! (and a blanket wouldn't hurt either)

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shonuff:
in lieu of proper training facilities, pizza delivery may qualify as autoX/indy/rally practice.

celica fanatic · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 09:06:01 pm »

guess i can make me some

1. dont whore too much, you could hurt a finger
2. dont piss teran off, he can get you banned
3. people get pissed when you destroy their avatars
4. dont drink straight liquor, you can get poisoning

83GTCoupe · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 10:32:16 pm »

My rules.

1) I am always right.
2) If I'm ever wrong, refer back to rule number 1
3) If Tomy is ever absent to enforce his rule #4, I will be there to take over.

celica fanatic · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 10:35:12 pm »

bow chicka bow bow

japvette · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 01:58:50 am »

MY rules are

"SHit happens whenu party naked"

All hondas should be distroyed

U CANT HATE ENLESS U HAVE TRYED

Jay · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 03:05:41 am »

Yes. Destroy Hondas. Must destroy all Hondas, and Acuras too, except possibly the TL.

celica fanatic · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 03:29:46 am »

5 more!

1. if it looks like a woman, talks like a man, walk away
2. dont stick your dick in a toaster
3. spoons arent fun in microwaves
4. if its red, and feels warm, dont touch it
5. get a grip before you zip

Nukes25 · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 05:18:15 am »

I'll add a good one

if I want to play games, I'll go to the comp/tv/go bowling,ect

Nukes25 · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 05:53:43 am »

ah, better rule

pre-4 - Before it goes to Tomy, its gotta come to Kenny for quality inspection first

tomyc48 · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 05:58:20 am »

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ah, better rule

pre-4 - Before it goes to Tomy, its gotta come to Kenny for quality inspection first

there ya go....wrap it or risk loosing it

Nukes25 · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 06:00:12 am »

yeah, my common moto to go by
- no glove no love
- be wise, condomize

although hasnt always been applied, I do try to apply it

kvanderlaag · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 20, 2007, 07:13:46 am »

Wrap it before you slap it!

Just because it's a 1983 doesn't mean your rice rocket is faster than it.

shonuff · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 28, 2007, 05:07:43 am »

1. make sure its tight b4 you drive it

2. put fluid in it b4 you start

3. dont blindly follow the guy in front jus cuz he made it

4. make sure its legal b4 you take it home

5. give em rides not keys

6. dont try and tell a toyota guy that yours will last longer

7. look for the nuffbilt logo b4 sending it to kenny for quality inspection

Nukes25 · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 28, 2007, 05:13:08 am »

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7. look for the nuffbilt logo b4 sending it to kenny for quality inspection

hey, cant supercede mine, I've gotta pimp it up and everything

tomyc48 · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 28, 2007, 06:07:03 am »

haha here's one that i would never do...

slpit it , hit it, and quit it.

see that's all wrong... it's hit it , hit hit, hit it , hit hit, hit it , hit hit, slowly back away. see this way it's still there if yuo ever wanna hit it again.